Hey journal, you’re looking pretty empty! Or diary? I’m not good with names! Sorry, its been a weird couple days. Like people thinking I’m a robot now, Vergil having love issues, making friends again with Angelo, Morty having love issues. Actually a lot of people have love issues now. Didn’t we just start? That feels like an act 2 sort of thing? Like we haven’t even hit the inciting incident yet, this is the opening still! At least I don’t think so? Maybe it was one of those sneaky ones where you don’t know its the inciting incident until its too late. Is that what Allei was up to with the word that is the bird? Is this actually a romantic comedy situation? Thats fine, but does that mean I’m a side character? What the heck? Where’s my love interest? I guess its fine as long as I get to help them, but Allei ignored me last time when I tried to bring up Kora, Vergil’s probably annoyed with me, Morty’s still being rude, and Ramzy is. Actually I guess Ramzy is still Ramzy.
I forgot what I was writing about so instead I’m going to talk about what went well! The contest! The perfect place to cement my friendship with Morty, Ramzy, and Vergil through a shared win! I wasn’t paying attention to the other contestants during the first show, but Vergil and Morty did their own pirate dance I think? Morty can play the balaxan! Or I think it was a balaxan. I dunno, it was so good I fell asleep, but that totally means he rocked it! Then of course I went, but I don’t need to tell you what I did! I can’t play music, but as cute as I am I can totally rock fashion! Too bad Sujin didn’t react to anything. Wonder why he was there. Maybe he felt sick? Anyway, the second round wasn’t a show. It was this big maze with teleprompters! Not sure how we were supposed to get through if we can’t see what the room layout is. But I got a good smell of someone (She wrote ‘Hasty’ under this later) and followed that. Turns out smells get teleprompted too, so I went all the way to her and challenged her to a battle! Cept I dunno if she was very good; she kept missing all the time, and barely hurt Grigory. (She’s furiously crossed out the next sentence. Something about ‘witty banter’) Guess I shouldn’t complain, my plan worked! I was able to stall her long enough for Morty to use his lucky color and win, putting him in first, Vergil second, and me third! All wins! A perfect start to a perfect journey!
We’re gonna go visit Hasty soon, now that Allei is back and we can start getting ready for our journey proper. Next stop, trash island, on the way to egghead island! Or vice versa. Something like that. Either way, fun times ahead!
It’ll be fine. So put down my journal and go to bed. And next time, ask me if you want an update! You really shouldn’t be going through my stuff. Have a nice week, and I’ll see you Tuesday!
How does Morty do it?
smallness magic
o̶l̶d̶ ̶m̶o̶v̶e̶
I don’t know mo Does he know?
I didn’t come up with that name Who are you?
Why is he following me? Where is she?
Why can’t I do it?
Grigori Rasputin: a Sovasian mystic serving King C
Who’s making these names?
Seriously, I will dust my pack if you do this again. Contact poison. Stop reading my diary.
I forgot what I was writing about so instead I’m going to talk about what went well! The contest! The perfect place to cement my friendship with Morty, Ramzy, and Vergil through a shared win! I wasn’t paying attention to the other contestants during the first show, but Vergil and Morty did their own pirate dance I think? Morty can play the balaxan! Or I think it was a balaxan. I dunno, it was so good I fell asleep, but that totally means he rocked it! Then of course I went, but I don’t need to tell you what I did! I can’t play music, but as cute as I am I can totally rock fashion! Too bad Sujin didn’t react to anything. Wonder why he was there. Maybe he felt sick? Anyway, the second round wasn’t a show. It was this big maze with teleprompters! Not sure how we were supposed to get through if we can’t see what the room layout is. But I got a good smell of someone (She wrote ‘Hasty’ under this later) and followed that. Turns out smells get teleprompted too, so I went all the way to her and challenged her to a battle! Cept I dunno if she was very good; she kept missing all the time, and barely hurt Grigory. (She’s furiously crossed out the next sentence. Something about ‘witty banter’) Guess I shouldn’t complain, my plan worked! I was able to stall her long enough for Morty to use his lucky color and win, putting him in first, Vergil second, and me third! All wins! A perfect start to a perfect journey!
We’re gonna go visit Hasty soon, now that Allei is back and we can start getting ready for our journey proper. Next stop, trash island, on the way to egghead island! Or vice versa. Something like that. Either way, fun times ahead!
It’ll be fine. So put down my journal and go to bed. And next time, ask me if you want an update! You really shouldn’t be going through my stuff. Have a nice week, and I’ll see you Tuesday!
How does Morty do it?
smallness magic
o̶l̶d̶ ̶m̶o̶v̶e̶
I don’t know mo Does he know?
I didn’t come up with that name Who are you?
Why is he following me? Where is she?
Why can’t I do it?
Grigori Rasputin: a Sovasian mystic serving King C
Who’s making these names?
Seriously, I will dust my pack if you do this again. Contact poison. Stop reading my diary.