( in preparation for the inevitable autobiography ;D )
ENTRY #8 - Saturday, July 23rd 2016 (part 3)
Honestly don't have toooooo much to say since I already talked about that sick robot beekeeper guy and those neat future readings earlier. Still BAFFLED about Jack having a past "romance"- NEED to get the deets on that asap. Why hasn't he said anything about em??? Ik curiosity killed the torracat but c'mon. I should snoop around when everyone's asleep... could maybe "misplace" that Swellow's pokeball while I'm at it, lol.
Either way, the whole rescued Pokemon storage issue's been figured out, and now tomorrow we're gonna do some deep diving to bring them to their new home! I've never gone diving before, but I bet it'll be fun.
Here's to tomorrow's adventure!
ENTRY #9 - Sunday, July 24st 2016
REGIS this shit day can't get any worse!!! And it's like, only halfway done. This sucks!
Lemme start from the top, right. So first of all, Sylvia equipped us all with wetsuits and stuff we needed to go into the ocean or whatever. Not really my style, but I look good in anything so no huge L taken. We have to leave all our tech back at the gym because something about the Spill messes with it somehow. I'd believe it; after all, as we got closer and saw the water it was all... nasty and speckled and almost, faded in color? The sky was all screwed up too, it looked like it was starting to get pink-ish the closer we got to it. Sylvia told us that the Spill itself was caused by a bunch of corpo shits drilling off the coast looking for String Energy and cracked some sort of vein that spilled out all the goop the Spill is made of. The whole situation really sucks, but those corporations fucked it up so I'm sure they'll figure out how to un-fuck it eventually right?
We reached the water above the caves and dove down. Theo's sick-ass Umbreon Rook has to go down in a really funny plastic ball since they don't have a pokeball. You could tell they were embarrassed AF having to be in a weird Morpeko ball.
As we pull up into the caves themselves, they're wet, gross, and shitty, not to mention REALLY DARK. So dark we were all up and bumping into each other constantly, because we had to save our glowsticks in case any of them broke or ran out. Apparently most of the Pokemon who were tucked away in here also can't see in the dark, because they kept getting fucking stepped on instead of getting out of the way, so of course they go punching us and stuff to defend themselves. I don't blame them, but it still sucked, especially since the most common ones were these fighting-type Clobbopus... Clobbopuses? Clobbopi? Whatever, what I'm saying is they punch good. Also didn't help that we kept slipping down slopes and pushing each other into wet rocks or onto the ground.
Jack caught some of the Pokemon in nets, but we all had to fight some others to calm them down or knock em out. Theo used his MAGIC (which IS real btw!) to talk to one which let us take care of getting a lot of them way faster. He made friends with one Clobbopus named Fisto. Apparently the whole group of refugee pokes have a leader, but we didn't see them anywhere in the cavern so guess maybe they ditched? Some leader they are.
Eventually we reach one of the furthest back points of the cave and find this HUGE meanie of a Pokemon that Fisto said was named Lancer. He was a real (gol)batty bad guy who was bullying all the rescued Pokemon, so of COURSE we all hop into action to knock this guy down a peg or two. He puts up a real tough fight, and knocks out a bunch of our strongest friends- he got Jules & Mosk, and even Warrod! I would maybe include Lily in that list as well, since she kinda got owned by a bunch of rocks falling and missed throwing Glup at him like twice, and also I think she ate her glowstick??? She looks terrible, haha rip but we should probably take her to like, a hospital or something after this.
After a really tough battle we finally knock Lancer out, and what do you know, it's just enough to help Polgi evolve! He grew up into a funny egg-shaped pig that can punch people now.
Anyways, Jack & Theo wanted to run off and investigate the last chunk of the cave, so now we're just sitting around waiting for them to come back-
Oh geez, Jack game back hollering- something happened to Theo? He fell up a well?! What is this, fucking underwater Lassie? God damnit we were so close to leaving. I swear to the Regis, I'm gonna climb tf up there and bite the first hand that's offered to me, come ON I wanna get BACK TO DRY LAND ALREADY!! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!?!
ENTRY #10 - Sunday, July 24st 2016 (part 2)
SO Theo got kidnapped by Team Catch.
I'm not sure if I'm more scared or pissed off, but I think I'm gonna run with the latter because I, personally, am very good at being angry. Goddamnit I'm so mad, the fucking GALL he had to give himself up to Team Catch like that?! What a piece of work. If he gets killed or something I'm gonna fucking kill him I stg.
More specifically, he got caught clambering up this random hole in the ceiling, reaching the top only to find that a bunch of Team Catch goons were up there alongside an extra-strong goon with a Lunatone-sized chin named Jay. We don't know he's trying to smooth-talk them, so of course Jack climbs up and gets cornered, and then I climb up and. Like I said I was gonna do, I bit the first hand that got offered to me, which was from Jay. Douchebag totally deserved it.
Anyways, these Catch guys weren't THAT scary on their own, but then their chopper landed and this real piece of work named Crow stepped out. His voice was all screwed up and scratchy, so rather than keep the vibes edgy and mysterious I went ahead and asked him why his voice was all fucked up.
HUGE MISTAKE. This guy's not just terrifying, he's REALLY GODDAMN STRONG. And I guess he was sensitive about it, cuz he comes up and punches me in the gut so hard I thought I was gonna die then and there. Even has the gall to stomp on me once I was grounded, which was a real heavy hit to my pride.
Apparently they had come here to grab the leader of the other Pokemon we helped, a Grapploct named Susie, and since they already got her they were just leaving. But apparently just being seen by a bunch of kids was dangerous for these Catch crooks... so they... they were gonna kill us, and... it's making me shake just thinking about it. They were trying to tie a rock to me and throw me into the ocean, but Jack swooped in with the save and totally gave those lackeys a run for their money. Even pulled a knife on them! Gotta admit, that was a badass move from someone I kinda considered a marshmallow of a person.
Theo saw they were gonna keep trying to hurt us, so he made them stop by offering to go with them and join their gang. And they accepted! I thought these goons were just supposed to be running around putting Pokemon in environments where they don't belong, but no, this is a full-on terrorist criminal organization kidnapping kids and shit!!!
That's when Sherman and Lily and Sylvia showed up to save the day, but even they weren't fast or fighting fit enough to save Theo in time. Lily helped pick me up off the ground, which was nice because it was kind of getting hard to breathe. Sherman tried to pull Theo off the chopper and failed, but said he managed to stow his Yanma in Theo's pocket. That big ol' bug is pretty tough so hopefully that'll help... wherever they end up taking him.
This whole sitch is so messed up... I thought all I'd have to worry about on this dumb summer exile was getting famous so I can prove my family wrong and win Zanzan back. I didn't think I'd be fighting for my life- and for other people's lives! Three weeks ago my biggest stressor was planning my outfits for our yearly Kalos trip. Why, why me?!
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Meanwhile, Theo has a bag put over his head to mask the location he's brought to. Eventually he's unmasked, and sees he's in a big warehouse with a big empty pool in the center of it. Susie the Grapploct is in a cage to the side. Jay is there as well, and apologizes as he pushes Theo down into the pool. A dark mass of flaming black ooze crawls towards him (dubbed the "Spill Muk" ooc) threateningly.
I... WE are gonna get through this. We're gonna rescue Theo, and it'll be super heroic and awesome. I'm straight-up terrified, but at least this'll be a really sick action sequence when the movie adaptation comes out.
Watch out, Team Catch- you're gonna regret the day you messed with us!